dear ex. We've talked a lot of shit about each other. I'm over that, tbh. I'm grown and I don't need that drama. I actually thank you. If I hadn't stayed with you for as long as I did, I never would've met the man I'm with now. I now know what I don't want and what I do. You're what I don't want, he's what I do. Literally. Peace nigga.
dear self. Take care of yourself and live and love to the fullest. You're doing great. You've got this. There's no where to go but up from here, baby girl.
dear dad. I was such a daddy's girl when I was young. We used to be so close. Loosen up a little and learn how to handle women. You'll need patience for Evelyn. Show your feelings more. Or get some. I never felt fully supported by you, but you weren't as bad as mom. You made me feel like a disappointment when I didn't deserve it and for that you'll never be in my life or meet my children. Hope it was worth it.
dear mom. You're so anal about everything. I have no feelings for you. Someone that has the audacity to give up on their child because they believe differently than you should not be allowed to procreate. You better treat my baby brother and sister well. Stop trying to medicate my siblings for being kids because you're too lazy to actually be a mother. God, I don't hate you, but I've lost all love for you. I hope you're happy without your miracle baby you claimed to love so much.
dear crush. I'm dating my crush, so... Aye, baby. I love you, monkey butt.
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dear school. You were like my ex. Annoying, painfully dreadful, ultimately disappointing, and I don't regret leaving you.