Désolé! Tu es ma victime. J'ai perd

Désolé! Tu es ma victime.
J'ai perdu à un jeu !
Et toi aussi maintenant !
Tu as mis un like ou un commentaire sur mon statut c'était un jeu alors tu dois continuer, sinon c'est que tu manques un peu d'humour... Mais te connaissant....
Tu dois choisir une des phrases en dessous et la mettre sur ton mur !!
1- J'ai perdu 5 kg en mangeant des kebabs.
2- Je crois que je suis amoureu(se)x d'un poussin.
3- Je suis enceinte.
4- Nouveau record ! 6jours sans prendre de douche !
5-J'aime encore mon ex.
6- J'ai cramé la tartiflette.
7- C'est décidé ! Demain je me teins les cheveux en mauve.
8- J'ai bien réfléchi et je crois que je vais devenir gigolo.
9- J'ai rencontré l'amour de ma vie.
10- Le fiancé de ma meilleure amie est gay ! Qu'est-ce que je fais, je lui raconte ?
11- Je vais me marier cette année.
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12- J'en peux plus, je change de sexe.
13- Je pense qu'il est temps de vous annoncer quelque chose.
14- J'ai avalé une coccinelle ! Ca porte bonheur ?
15- Ca fait 5 jours que je ne fais pas caca, je ne sais pas quoi faire !! 16- Je sais que personne ne lira mon statut mais parfois, quand je m'ennuie, je m'enroule dans un sac de couchage et j'étends du beurre partout sur mon corps et je me glisse sur le plancher de la cuisine en prétendant être une limace.
Souviens toi, tu dois choisir une seule phrase sans explications ni commentaires. Quand quelqu'un like ou commente ton statut, tu lui envoies ce message !
Chacun son tour

Je ne parl pas francais bien.. Parlez vous Englais? Jai parlez francais dans lecole

Results (English) 2:

Sorry! You are my victim.
I lost a game!
And now you too!
You put a like or comment on my status was a game so you have to go, otherwise you're missing a little humor ... But knowing you ....
You must choose one of the phrases below and put it on your wall !!
1- I lost 5 kg by eating kebabs.
2- I think I'm amoureu (if ) x of a chick.
3- I am pregnant.
4 New record! 6 days without taking a shower!
5-I still love my ex.
6 I burnt tartiflette.
7- It's decided! Tomorrow I Tinto hair purple.
8- I've been thinking and I think I will become a gigolo.
9- I met the love of my life.
10- The groom my best friend is gay! What I do, I tell him?
11- I'm getting married this year.
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12- I can not anymore, I change sex.
13. I think it's time to announce something .
14- I swallowed a ladybug! That luck?
15. It's been five days that I do not do shit, I do not know what to do !! 16. I know that nobody will read my status but sometimes when I'm bored, I wrap myself in a sleeping bag and I lay butter all over my body and I slipped on the kitchen floor pretending be a slug.
Remember you, you have to choose one sentence without explanation or commentary. When someone comments or like your status, you send him this message!
Each turn, I do not speak french well .. you Englais parl? I speak french in lecole

Results (English) 3:

i'm sorry. you're a victim. i lost a game. and now you too! - you put a like or a comment on my status was a game so you need to continue, because it is that you need a bit of humor. but you... you have to choose the phrases below and put it on your wall. .
- i lost 5 pounds eating kebabs.- i think i'm in love with a - (x
3 -. i'm pregnant. four new record. six days without taking a shower. - 5 - i still love my ex
6 - i burned the gratin. 7 it is decided. tomorrow i dye my hair purple. - i've been thinking, and i think i'm going to become a prostitute. - i've met the love of my life. - the boyfriend of my best friend is gay.what do i do, i will tell him. - i'm gonna get married (11, 12) this year. - i can't change the sex. - i think it's time to tell you something. - 14 - i swallowed a bug. what is happiness? the 3 - 5 days, i don't - i don't know what to do. - i know. no one will read my status, but sometimes when i'm bored.i'm wrapped in a sleeping bag and i want butter all over my body and i slip on the floor of the kitchen, pretending to be a slug. "remember, you must choose a single sentence without explanation or commentary. when someone like or comment on your status, you send the message. in each turn, i don't 'talk english. do you speak english?i speak english at school