Я решил поднять настроение маме и р

Я решил поднять настроение маме и рассказать шутку.
- Мне белого полусухого!
- Ну, намок у нас немного хлеб. Зачем же иронизировать?
- Ты всегда знаешь как поднять мне настроение! - довольно сказала мама.

Results (English) 1:

I decided to cheer up mom and tell a joke.-Me white moist!-Well, we don't have a lot of wet bread. Why mock?-You always know how to lift me mood! -pretty Mama said.

Results (English) 2:

I decided to cheer up my mother and tell a joke.
- I'm semi-dry white!
- Well, get wet with us a little bread. Why ironic?
- You always know how to cheer me up! - Pretty mother said.

Results (English) 3:

i decided to lighten the mood, mom and tell a joke.- i"m white полусухого!- well, wet, we have some bread. why иронизировать?- you always know how to make me feel good. - pretty mama said.