ตำรวจไทยครั้งหนึ่ง ผมขับมอไซค์ไม่พก

ตำรวจไทย
ครั้งหนึ่ง ผมขับมอไซค์ไม่พกอะไรติดตัวเลย เลยโดนพี่ตำรวจแกล้ง ถามหาใบขับขี่
อ้าวผมลืมเอามา กระเป๋าตังค์ก็ลืม บัตรประชาชนก็ไม่มี โทรศัพ์ก็ลืม
จะจ่ายค่าปรับอย่างไรละทีนี้
แกบอกว่าพี่จะรู้ได้ไงว่าน้องเป็นคนไทย
ผมร้องเพลงชาติได้นะพี่ แกบอกว่า ใครที่ไหนก็ร้องได้ แกไล่มาเลย นายกคนแรกของประเทศไทยคือใคร
รัฐมนตรีกระทรวงกลาโหมคนปัจจุบันคือใคร ประเทศไทยมีกี่จังหวัด เหนือสุดคืออะไร ใต้สุดคืออะไร
รัชกาลที่สองมีพระนามว่าอะไร
ที่แกถามมา ผมตอบได้หมด แกบอกว่าจะเอายังไง
อ่าว ผมก็แล้วแต่พี่ดิครับ แต่อย่าจับผมเลย ยังเป็นนักศึกษาอยู่เลยครับ
(ผมคิดได้ทีหลังว่า เป็นนศ แล้วเกี่ยวอะไรกับการทำผิดกฎจราจรฟระ)
จริงๆแล้วผมไม่ได้หงุดหงิดอะไรตำรวจนายนี้เลยนะครับ
มันเป็นความผิดผมเองนี่หว่า ที่ไม่เอาอะไรติดตัวมาเลย ถ้าเค้าจะจับผมจริงๆ ผมก็คงไม่มีทางรอด
แกบอก งั้นทำความดีชดใช้ แกบอกให้ไปส่งพี่ พี่จะออกเวรแล้ว
หา เอางั้นเหรอ
แกบอกเดี่ยวแกขับเอง น้องไม่มีใบขับขี่
โอเคๆ แกก็ขับพาไปตลาดสด อ่าวบ้านพี่อยู่ตลาดสดเหรอครับ
ถามก็ไม่ตอบ
แกทิ้งผมไว้ที่รถ แต่แกยึดกุญแจผมไป
โอ้ย ตรูงง ตำรวจสมัยนี้มันติ๊ดจัง
สักพัก แกถือ ข้าวของ เส้นเล้กเส้นใหญ่ ผักบุ้ง ผักกาดหอม อะไรไม่รู้เยอะแยะออกมา
เอ้าน้องช่วยพี่ถือหน่อย ยังมีน้ำใจถามเราอีกนะ หนักมั้ย..
เอาเถอะครับ จะทำอะไรกับผมก็เชิญ
แล้วแกก็พาไปร้านก๋วยเตี๋ยว โอเคเข้าใจแล้ว แกซื้อของให้แม่แกนั่นเอง
แกบอกเดี่ยวพี่เลี้ยงเองเที่ยงนี้ แน่นอนล่ะครับพี่ ดีแล้วผมไม่คิดค่าน้ำมัน
พี่รู้อยู่ว่าเราเป็นนักศึกษา เห็นสติกเกอร์ติดมอไซค์
พีก็ไม่ได้เอารถมาวันนี้ ก็เลยได้โอกาสติดรถน้องไง

มันไม่น่าเชื่อเลยนะว่าจะมีเหตุกาาณ์แบบนี้เกิดขึ้นจริงๆ
นึกแล้วก็ฮา วันต่อมาผมก็เลยชวนเพื่อนไปอุดหนุนร้านแม่แกบ่อยๆ
สนิทกันเหมือนพี่ชายผมอีกคนเลย หลังๆไปช่วยงานที่ร้าน ได้กินฟรีบ่อยๆ
วันผมรับปริญญา แกก็มา วันนี้แกมีลูกชายโคตรมึน ผมรู้เลยว่ามันมึนได้ใคร..
ไม่ต้องถามว่าแกกลัวเมียมั้ย..

Results (English) 1:

Thailand: one police officer. I drive a motorcycle do not carry what you carry. I do not pretend to police. Ask for a driver's license.
Oh, I forgot it. I forgot my wallet. Identification no. Phone either forgot to pay the fine, however, I now

.I said that I would know what it was that I went to Thailand
I have not told anyone where I was called to go out the first President of India is
.Who is the current Secretary of Defense. Thailand has a few provinces. What is the northernmost. Under the reign of the second name is

that's what I asked, I answered that I was told to remove it
.Aha, I was already on my disk. But do not hold me.
I was a student (I think it was later that the ice is nothing to do with abuse during traffic Forums): Actually, I did not get frustrated police officers do it
.It is my own fault here too. I do not carry it. If they catch me, really. I would not survive, tell
. So good pay. I told them to send it.
I will be off duty for.
I told you that so I ran it solo.
I do not have a driver's license.Okay, so I was driven off to the bazaar. Bay are the bazaar just wait

I asked, it does not leave me in the car. But I hold my keys to the police these days I Trujillo
Oh it precludes me
.I play a line while holding rice noodles, lettuce, morning glory, what a lot out of me to help me out a bit
. I have also asked another hard right ..
Alright, I'll do what I can invite
.Then I went to Noodle. Okay, I got it. The purchase of a single mother, I sure
I told my mentor that this Certainly not me. Well, I do not think the oil
I know that we are students. Motorcycle stickers comment
.Pete did not come out today. I have a car I think.

It's unbelievable to me that there is a perfect contrast this really happened: It was hard. Days later, I was invited by friends to contribute more frequently although older
.Close like a brother to me again. Back to help at the store. I can eat them
graduation day I had today, I have a son I numb. I know that it conspired with someone ..
Do not ask me how I fear ..

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Results (English) 2:

Thai police
once. I ride don't carry anything on it. I got you the police pretending to ask for a license
อ้าว I forgot it. My wallet was forgotten, ID card no. The phone also forgot to pay the fine, however this time

.You said you will know him as a People
I can sing you. You said that who can sing, you catch, you first, who is the Thailand
.The current Minister of defence who is Thailand many province, north is. The southern end is
reign two name what
you asked, I can answer all you said what
.The Bay, I whatever you Dick. But don't touch me. Still a college student at
(I realized later that a student, what about the criminal กฎจราจรฟ)
actually I didn't upset what the police you.
.It is my fault? Didn't take anything on it. If they catch me, I would ไม่มีทางรอด
you. So do good pay. You said to drop you off. You are off duty to take?

you single you drive. You don't have a driver's license!Okay, you can drive to the market. Your home is Bay market?
asked did not answer
you leave me in the car, but you take my keys
Oh, ตรูงง police nowadays it beep.
.For a while, you hold the rice lines leg twine, morning glory, lettuce, something a lot out
aye my sister help you hold still and ask us again. Heavy...
anyway, have to do with me please!And you take a noodle shop. Okay. You buy something for your mother. Tell nanny own single
this noon, of course? Well, I don't charge oil
I know that we are students. See sticker bike
.I have not the car today, so I got the chance to ride her.

it unbelievable that the clock experienced this really happened
sense and ha. The next day, I asked a friend to subsidize the shop you often
.Friends like my brother too. After help at the shop, and eat free often
days I get a degree you. Today you have a son so dizzy. I know it's so someone...
don't ask that you be henpecked.

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Results (English) 3:

Thai police. I had to drive to sit on what is not even stick around past the police to persecute my bridesmaids. Ask for the rider at full speed, I forgot to bring the
. Please, forget the bags. ID card no ศัพ์ก็ call forgot
to pay fine, however each now
.He told his fellow brethren know that Thai people
I sing is his brother. He said that any claims. Grand Chase. The country's first President who is Thai
.Minister, Ministry of defence, who is the current ones. How many countries there are Thai province. What is the northernmost? What is the best under the reign name
second what
at Grand questions. I replied. He said that to remove the
The Gulf I am, but I had never dikrap but also as a student, is he
(I think that it is not later then what's involved with the illegal traffic, fra)
I did not actually what's this edgy police boss!
.It is a mistake I will not stick anything Hoa. If they catch me, I really do, there is no way, I saved
told the Grand good reparation. He tells the brothers to The trainer on call and then I took it out of us

he told Grand single self-drive. My sister does not have a driving
.Hotel Grand Palace, drive to the khe fresh market. The Bay is a live market trainer home did not respond to questions, lol

, I left the car g. But he seized the key I.
Oh d graphics perfect. Police today it tit stretching
While Gap fill The rice of the big ideal Vegetables Lettuce slug I don't know what a good sister yae out just helping me Ouch!
also I have another question, we don't have to worry about removing it. ..
of course, hard to do with I invite
.Then he took to the noodle shop OK. Grand mother's purchase of Grand, Grand solo, I told the trainer himself,
am. Of course, you should stick with it, baby. Well, I don't think the value is that we know the brother
oil as students see sit on stickers
.P did not remove the car so have a chance next to his car, it

it's unbelievable how weird this ka event really happened, HA
say. Days later, I was a friend to order shop grand mother frequently
.My brother is like clubbing each other again, people! Again, to help job shops. Eat often, I receive a day free of Grand Master
. Today, there are Grand son muen descent. I know it doesn't have to be muen, who asked the Grand Momma
scared his wife right? ..

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