我先聲明，我高中的時候真的是一個非常叛逆的女孩，所以這個故事會帶有點搞

我先聲明，我高中的時候真的是一個非常叛逆的女孩，所以這個故事會帶有點搞笑跟荒唐。

Results (English) 1:

Let me first declare that when I was in high school, I was really a very rebellious girl, so this story will be a bit funny and absurd.

Results (English) 2:

Let me state first that I was really a very rebellious girl in high school, so this story will be a little funny and absurd.

Results (English) 3:

First of all, I declare that I was really a very rebellious girl in high school, so this story will be a bit funny and ridiculous.