In less than a minute , the Rolls was literally festooned with pheasants all scratching and scrabbling and making their runny messes over the shiny silver paint. What is more , I saw at least a dozen of them fly right inside the car through the open door by the driver’s seat. Whether or not Sergeant Samways had cunningly steered Them in there himself, I didn’t know, but it happened so quickly that Mr. Hazell never even noticed.
Get these birds off my car , Mr. Hazell bellowed. Can’t you see they’re ruining the paintwork, you madman